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- | Nina Elizabeth | Softball ❤ is what i live for | Colombian & Puerto Rican |
Doctor Who, Supernatural, Lost Girl, Being Human, American Horror Story, Freaks And Geeks, Skins are my life |

chromatic-cherry:

violettevirus:

the-sea-is-free:

this—too—shall—pass:

deathagainstthelights:

all-that-sheeran:

people at my school always ask for my tumblr url, and I always say no, but I decided to make it more interesting….

this is the blog im giving out now.

^You, my friend, are a genius. Plus, that song makes it even better.

I JUST SPIT MY DRINK EVERYWHERE OMG THE AUTOPLAY HAHAHA

THIS IS THE BEST POST IN THE WHOLE WORLD OF TUMBLR

CAN WE PLEASE ALL USE THIS

(Source: rnozzarellasticks, via liptongreentea)

adolfjesus:

this is my favorite thing that i’ve ever seen in a teen magazine

i don’t understand how my room gets so messy when i literally sit in one spot with my laptop all day

(via liptongreentea)

hunting-the-hell-hounds:

soloontherocks:

iwannaforgettheworld:

senpaiexpress:

the-darkmortaldevices:

gallifrey-feels:

mellieforyellie:

scarvenrot:

mooneymannyinthesky:

yukitalia:

8oo:

youregoingtolovemynuts:

dysphorism:

I am still thinking about this

Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seeds and all.
So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen.

I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM??

okay now i’ll reblog it

sorry I just wanted to point out that since fruit hold the seeds/ovules they’re technically ovaries and so you’re not drinking apple cum you’re drinking ovary blood
apple semen would be pollen from apple trees and it would just be powdery and awful

You’re really passionate about apples

Actually since fruit is fertilized eggs, you’re drinking liquefied apple fetus.

liquefied apple fetus.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WORSE, APPLE PERIOD BLOOD, APPLE SEMEN OR LIQUEFIED APPLE FETUSES.

Can we just talk about this post for a moment…

HOW DOES THIS KEEP GETTING WORSE

well this escalated quickly from worse to horrifying

im—really—weird:

psyducked:

I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do

somebody please write a book on this

(via amazingkyraisnotonfire)

in-the-village-of-derwyn:

morgrana:

morgrana:

for every popular text post you reblog there is a crying blogger on the other side drowning in notifications

DON’T YOU DARE

you know you secretly like it

(via amazingkyraisnotonfire)

ddddddddddddddddeannnnnnnnnnnnnn:

180mph:

☁☁☁☁☁ ☁☁☁ ☁ ☁☁☁☁☁☁☁☁☁ ☁☁☁☁ ☁☁☁☁

☁☁ ☁☁☁☁☁☁ ☁☁☁☁☁☁ ☁☁☁☁☁☁☁☁ ☁☁☁☁

men men                       men

men           men           men   men

              men                           men

          men

                      men

                                  men

                  men

              ☂                  ☂                    ☂         ☂

             lesbians         lesbians               lesbians lesbians

(via ferrickhistoryts)

i’m byesexual as in bye don’t touch me

(via lovin-on-the-moon)

torchhwood:

luciferkingofsass:

theamericankid:

He took the words right out my mouth

not that i don’t appreciate the humour or anything, but for the gentlemen who genuinely think this is true: the first painful things mentioned are all done for a pleasurable outcome: looking + feeling good about your appearance. Unlike men, women don’t have a prostate, and therefore anal sex is generally extremely uncomfortable + not at all enjoyable (not speaking for all ladies here - some like it). There is no ‘feel good’ element for the majority of women having basic buttsex.
Sex is meant to be fun and pleasurable for both parties, so if one person doesn’t want to do something, don’t pressure them into it with this kind of comment. It’s selfish and harmful.
It’s equivalent to saying: “Men pierce their nipples, tattoo themselves, like to take physically laborious jobs. They put themselves through hell at the gym and wax their backs. But when it comes to putting a tube up their urethra, it suddenly hurts too much!”
actually, on second thoughts - no, i don’t appreciate the humour at all. it’s disgusting.
Please stop trying to manipulate the free will of women to fit your will. They don’t have to explain not wanting to do something.
All men wearing beautifully tailored suits 12 hours a day would please a lot of us girls quite a bit sexually. That shit isn’t even agonisingly painful. But we don’t shame you for not doing it. Why not? Because the actions of others – specifically, the sex lives of others – really has nothing to do with you. And NO-ONE, man or woman, should be pressured into going through pain just for the pleasure of someone else.

AMEN

myqu4lity:

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nolove-wekeepeachotheralive:

up-roar:

eskimochief:

the jaw of a god

oh yes

Cry baby